December 2009
19 posts
i like this game. →
my best score is 7.
Approximately 4% of US adults are virgins.
ohyeahfacts:
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“If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em!”
– John Waters (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Bug powder causes male bedbugs to stab each other...
ohyeahfacts:
Female bedbugs have some “down there” armor that absorbs the punishing blows of the bedbug’s love-spear, but males lack this protection.
Sleep tight!
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“Thomas Edison’s last words were ‘It’s very beautiful over there’. I don’t know...”
– John Green (Looking for Alaska)
(submitted by: Alanna)
(via quote-book)
“Loneliness does not come from having no people about one, but from being unable...”
– Carl Jung (via johannal) (via quote-book)
octopus=best ever →
seriously, the best ever.
Snap on smile! →
just in case your old mouth was ugly.
i love my major.
today while studying i learned the origin of witches who ride on broomsticks.
apparently a lot of the behavior associated with witches in the middle ages is really all just them using drugs. the witches would rub their bodies with topical ointments made out of mandrake or belladonna for hallucinations. on women the most effective place to apply ointments is via the moist tissue in the vagina, and...
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/08/2009-1... →
well, now i have to see this.
last day of classes
i should be studying for my finals, or working on my last homeworks.
but instead i’m doing this shit.
i honestly don’t know what it is, but i plan to spend at least an hour of precious study time figuring it out, because it is either that or learning.